mr.
crutches
Player:
Mitchell Grassie
Supporting Role:
Heart of Midlothian & Scotland
Characterisation:
A prodigiously talented footballer, Grassie has overcome frequent and serious injury problems to star in the last two Lag World Cup sides. Originally a talented play-making midfielder, the man from Edinburgh now prefers to deploy his wide-ranging skills in the role of sweeper. Recent statistical research calculated that Grassie had spent a cumulative total of forty two years on the treatment table during his glittering career.
BCR=6*:
Although gargantuan fatigue from all that running plus an inability to walk will combine to make for a quiet night's sleep, a hotel room packed full of first aid kits, treatment tables and portable surgical equipment may not provide the relaxing environment craved by every Lag prior to a big international tournament. Also the sound of crutch on wooden hotel room floor can begin to grate after a while.
*BCR Guide:
The value assigned to each Lag represents the individual's BED COMPATIBILITY RATING (out of ten) - a purely subjective rating which attempts to measure just how good it might be to sleep with each Lag.
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