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Player: Lu Zurawski

Supporting Role: Stafford Rangers & Poland

Characterisation: This notorious power-luncher has not got up early on a Sunday morning for many years now, and also reserves his rare international appearances for Stadia in close proximity to Tier One French vineyards (Bordeaux, Cotes do Rhone etc). As fond of the wine as the whine, young Zurawski preferred to bring a copy of the "Malcolm Gluck Superplonk 98" bible to Bordeaux for the World Cup rather than his football boots.

BCR=9*: Zurawski last slept back in 1999 apparently, so getting some 'Z's in should be no problem unless you are a powerfully lunged bairn. Tier One advice suggests that you shouldn't get in a round with him though.

*BCR Guide: The value assigned to each Lag represents the individual's BED COMPATIBILITY RATING (out of ten) - a purely subjective rating which attempts to measure just how good it might be to sleep with each Lag.