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Player: Damien MacKinney

Supporting Role: Nottingham Forest & England

Characterisation: Exploded onto the scene during Italia99 with a stream of award-winning performances that few will be able to forget in a hurry, especially the Milanese Cardboard Manufacturers Guild, who were all able to retire on the proceeds. Unphased (or oblivious) to criticism from many traditional Lag quarters, this versatile all-rounder can deliver a long throw from any position on the field. Oh, and he's played at Wembley too, did he mention that to you?

BCR=10*: "If Selected..." defies any Lag to have difficulty nodding off in the company of the Tricky trivia ace. Also philanthropic experiences to be had by finding out how it feels to be homeless i.e. the only place to sleep is knee-deep in cardboard.

*BCR Guide: The value assigned to each Lag represents the individual's BED COMPATIBILITY RATING (out of ten) - a purely subjective rating which attempts to measure just how good it might be to sleep with each Lag.